(Warning: The following article contains language that is bluer than the testicles of an Amish man  spending his rumspringa in a strip club, so if coarse words and crass insults offend you, don't continue reading this piece. Again, "reader discretion" is advised.)

Perusing some left-wing blogs this evening, I came across this post by the Carpetbagger, who links to a Washington Post story from last week in which Scott McClellan, evolutionary set-back that he is, had the gall to spew some venom.

It's gotten me a tad riled up.

White House press secretary Scott McClellan said it was "regrettable that Senator Kennedy has found more time to say negative things about President Bush than he ever did about Saddam Hussein" and added: "If America were to follow Senator Kennedy's foreign policy, Saddam Hussein would not only still be in power, he would be oppressing and occupying Kuwait."

Okay, you ugly-ass, hobbit-lookin' motherf**ker, ya wanna play nasty?