To get you through the holiday, I offer up a three-course meal of the best Thanksgiving jokes (culled from the joke books I edit, including The Comedy Thesaurus (Quirk Books).

Burp-free, enjoy!

I celebrated Thanksgiving in the traditional way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast. And then I killed them and took their land. -- Jon Stewart

You know that just before that first Thanksgiving dinner there was one wise, old Native American woman saying, "Don't feed them. If you feed them, they'll never leave."--Dylan Brody

Thanksgiving, when the Indians said, "Well, this has been fun, but we know you have a long voyage back to England."--Jay Leno