Photo reportedly showing Jon Stewart in possession of Giuliani presidential playbook


Washington, DC (UPSI) - Aides to 2008 presidential hopeful Rudy Giuliani today leveled accusations at the fledgling bipartisan Stewart/Colbert '08 Campaign in regards to the recent theft and publication of Giuliani's 140 page 2008 presidential campaign playbook. Initially they had proposed that the document was covertly stolen by airport baggage handlers and photocopied by tricksters for another campaign, but they today produced photographic evidence showing Jon Stewart in possession of the disputed documents at a Giuliani press conference in New York, hours before the former mayor had left for the airport. The playbook in its entirety was subsequently released anonymously to the press, with many feeling that the revelations might ultimately be proven fatal to Giuliani's run for the presidency.

The Stewart/Colbert '08 campaign arranged for an exclusive interview for UPSI with the two candidates, in which they vehemently denied culpability.

Like Jon Stewart said, funny stuff:

rumsfeld
september 25 2002

We know they have weapons of mass destruction. We know they have active programs. There isn't any debate about it.

cheney
march 16 2003

My belief is we will, in fact, be greeted as liberators.

bush
june 17 2004

The reason I keep insisting that there was a relationship between Iraq and Saddam and al Qaeda, because there was a relationship between Iraq and al Qaeda.

Democrats that worry about Howard Dean saying "we can't win" should remember the kind of shit that was thrown down our throats for years.

Put Dean's quote next to any of those, and tell me which sounds more ridiculous.