Tony Snow Out Jeff Gannon In as White House Press Secretary
Jeff Gannon smiles after his introduction by President Bush
Washington, DC (APE) - in a stunning move today it was announced that the anticipated replacement of outgoing press secretary Scott McClellan with Fox TV news commentator Tony Snow had been scrubbed. The White House today announced that instead, effective immediately, the new press secretary would be controversial independent journalist Jeff Gannon.
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