A Quick Satirical Game For The Holidays
- The Renaissance caused World War II and the Bolshevik Revolution.
- The fact that pregnancy is not caused by eating a cupcake proves that gay couples shouldn't raise children.
- Too much soy will turn young boys into homosexuals and cause young girls to reach puberty early.
- The paper money system is a liberal plot.
- Merriam-Webster dictionaries have a definite liberal bent, and children who use them are more likely to vote Democratic as adults.
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Who was RIGHT About the '06 Election??
Of all the pundits, both amateur and professional, there were very few who nailed the 2006 elections -- who had the cojones to take a stand and call it all without doubt, without apology or caveat.
So who were these political geniuses?
Well, before we go there, let's take a look at some of those who were WRONG (i.e. Every other pundit)
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Saving Irony From the Conservative Breakdown
And yet, I can't help but feel a little sad. Not about the election, which better than I thought it would in my wildest dreams. It's the discourse that has me down. I realized that there would be a few conservatives who would overreact, but this...
I don't normally like the Colbert Report. Stephen was better on the Daily Show, as far as I'm concerned. However, Tuesday night was brilliant. It was great because Colbert's over-the-top routine was spot-on. The next morning, the wingnuts were repeating the same lines, only they were serious.
If irony wasn't dead before, it is now. And how can I write humor without irony? How can I top what the wingnuts are saying?
But I won't let this keep me down. I am dedicated to the work, I am up to the challenge, and I will not rest until satire is alive and well again. Behold, as I top every 'nut on the 'Net:
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Mind-Numbing Media: The Last Throes of the Punditocracy
I'm always torn when I write metaposts about blogging. There are two radical positions one can take regarding the dreaded Blogosphere, both of which irk me. At one extreme, you have the right-wing triumphalists who take credit for everything and exaggerate their own accomplishments to ridiculous levels. At the other, you have today's subject.
Meet Bruce Kluger - USA Today contributor, writer for Parents magazine, and trasher of blogs. You probably saw the link to his article on Eschaton recently, but Atrios (as he is wont to do) didn't bother to give it the thrashing it so deserves. (And yes, I realize how ironic it is that I'm now criticizing Atrios for being lazy) Below, you'll find a proper dissection of this truly deranged article, with added snark. Enjoy.
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Cowards
Since Maher was soon fired from that job, I think people have been a bit more cautious throwing the coward word around. I think the time for such caution has come to an end. It is time speak out against the real cowards.
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The Cracked Crystal Ball: Tehran Edition
Below are my predictions regarding the actions of the Bush Administration, the Punditocracy, and the right-wing media establishment, particularly as they relate to Iran. Enjoy.
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Coulter Feeling Like an Outkast in Connecticut
Needless to say, Coulter wasted very little time going from zero to idiot:
STORRS, Connecticut (AP) -- Conservative columnist Ann Coulter cut short a speech at the University of Connecticut amid boos and jeers, and decided to hold a question-and-answer session instead."I love to engage in repartee with people who are stupider than I am," Coulter told the crowd of 2,600 Wednesday.
Before cutting off her speech after about 15 minutes, Coulter called Bill Clinton an "executive buffoon" who won the presidency only because Ross Perot took 19 percent of the vote.
Yep! Right into her GOP talking points without a moment to spare.
I said "Darling, you sound like a prostitute pursing"
Click on to feel the love down below...
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Is This News?
Didn't she jump the shark a long time ago?
Must be a slow news day.
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Aaron Brown out at CNN
Too bad.
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Abstract vs. Personal War: How the GOP Spins 2000 Deaths
Now, on to the actual post.
This week, we hit a landmark in Iraq - the 2000th U.S. fatality. Obviously, this was a sad occasion that was ruthlessly spun by people with more bile than remorse. Now, I know that you all watch the Daily Show, which means you've probably been watching the Colbert Report as well. (You have, right? Good. There will be a test later.) Because of this, I'm sure that most of you have also seen the egregious display that the pundits at Fox & Friends put on that day. Usual drill - 2000 deaths isn't that much, Vietnam blah blah blah not all of them were actually blown up, and etc. It's a heartless argument, to be sure, but will it work? Good question.
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