Hastert Unhurt after Freakish Bus Accident outside of Capitol Building 
Speaker of the House Dennis Hastert addresses reporters along with Congressman John Shimkus of Illinois
Washington, DC (APE) - Authorities are describing house Speaker Dennis Hastert's survival of a bus accident just outside the Capitol building early this morning, as miraculous. They stated that the speaker had only lost his glasses as a result of the encounter. Medical personnel also stated that recent experimental radiology treatments designed to address a skin infection probably contributed to saving the congressman's life.
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