Keyword: American Imperialism

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Hillary Clinton recently stepped boldly up to podium, and proclaimed in no uncertain terms that she thinks burning the American flag is DESPICABLE! Without the slightest hint of hesitation, she brought out the big guns and shot "despicable" out there---an adjective usually reserved for child molesters! For a minute, even Carl Rove didn't know what to say.  
Despicable? Let's work with that. What do you call a liberal who swings to the right during election season? I think THAT'S despicable
They sound the battle cry: "Let's make it official and declare that America is a Christian nation! Like it or leave it, get thee behind me Satan!" Their main argument is: "We were FOUNDED as a Christian nation, so that proves it!

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