So, when you get to your new home away from home. After you have straighten up and cleaned the place the way you want it! You unpack and set out the things, you will be using the next day.  So, far so, familiar!

   You, wake up in a new & strange place and now what are you going to do right after you use the facilities?

   I'm going down to inspect the conditions of the oil fields, walk the transport pipelines right to the end at Basra's seaport! The British troops are patroling the streets, chatting with the residents and...what they are doing? They are not toting any weapons! What da fug!