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"The Camp X-Ray Tango"




[DICK]

Cock.

[SCOOTER]

Fitz.

[DENNY]

Swish.

[GEORGIE]

Uh uh.

[DONNY]

Gitmo.

[TOMMY]

Dipshits!

[ANCHORMAN]

And now the six merry treasonists of the Guantanamo Bay Facility in their rendition of "The Camp X-Ray Tango"...

Union Stockyards.. Chicago 1899

A near-unanimous vote has seemingly sealed the fate of Chicago smokers, as early next year restaurants will become non-smoking establishments, with bars, taverns, and restaurants with bars or taverns inside of them following suit in mid-2008 (provided they don't create an air filtration system that meets the requirements set forth.

This ban has been met with boisterous approval from non-smokers (especially "Behold-in-an-awed-stupor-m y-health" ex-smokers), who claim varying amounts of irritation, inconvenience and trauma at being subjected to second-hand smoke, or Environmental Tobacco Smoke (ETS), because everyone knows that euphemisms are totally awesome.