Isn't George W. supposed to be the President, not the Press-ident?  

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For a guy who's getting paid to run a country but who has a war in Iraq, a war in Afghanistan, a war in the making in Iran, and a war in the making in North Korea - you'd think he'd have something better to do than flying across the country trying to save a sure loss in the polls.