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"Of Mommies and Daddies Who Just Don't Give a Fuck"

By Jason Miller

Thomas Paine's Corner

Sorry kids, but you're just going to have to deal with the fact that we are greedy narcissists. We're dyed in the wool consumers, we worship Mammon, and eliminating the cancer of capitalism is simply out of the question.

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