Keyword: McCain Campaign

The Caribou Killer and Joe the Un-Licensed Plumber! Email Print

What a team to parade around with, the brewery distribution heiress and the Bush voting clone.

Just another soccer mom and your average Joe, along with the ideal couple (a man who divorced his wife after she was disabled in an accident, and the blonde brewery heiress to a $100 million fortune).

Just the type of average people that the average American can relate to naturally.

The average soccer mom-governor, with five kids who enjoys moose hunting, kill and cook expeditions.  All this between loyally appointing one's friends to vital Alaskan government positions.  After all, what are friends for?  

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