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Open Letter to Syria and Iran -- You're F**ked! Email Print

Our beloved Condi Rice recently spoke of peaceto a prestigious gathering of the Saban Forum:

"Now, if Palestinians fight terrorism and lawless violence and advance democratic reforms, and if Israel takes no actions to prejudice a final settlement and works to improve the daily lives of Palestinian people, the possibility of peace is both hopeful and realistic,"

And in an alternate, more truthful reality, she continued...

"But as for you, Syria and Iran...well, you're simply f**ked! And don't act like you didn't see it coming. We've made it clear from the beginning:

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