The News from CrazyTown: Krauthammer Edition
Once again, Charles Krauthammer has jumped into the Iraqi quagmire debate with both feet firmly in his mouth. The amazing part is he can do that without pulling his head out of his ass. I'm telling you, the guy deserves his own Cirque de Soleil act. They could call it "Pretzel Logique" and make a fortune.
Normally I hurry past his crap the way I pass puddles of vomit outside of frat houses. I hold my breath and quickly move on, hoping none of the ooze will stick to my shoes. Occasionally, he outdoes himself and you just can't help but stop and gawk in amazement.
Today was one of those days....
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