Perhaps he was angry at Bush's push to lie our nation into war. Perhaps the sight of Bush's pompous smirk caused him to soil his diapers. Either way, with his symbolic act of discontent he succeeded in making Bush look like a total jackass.

The purpose of the concocted photo-op was to make Bush appear as a sensitive, caring individual. Instead, the incompetent commander could barely refrain from dropping the child as the bambino let rip a primal squeal.

But the tiny pre-toddler isn't the only one who's had enough of Bush.

Violence broke out in Argentina this afternoon as more than 1000 protesters demonstrated against the Bush visit, interrupting the Summit of the Americas.

Calling Bush a fascist, and shouting "Down with Free Trade," they ignited fireworks, burned a bank, broke windows, and hurled tear gas, as 10-20 businesses were destroyed.

Bush returned to his hotel, but the Summit still plans to hold a plenary session.

Story is still uh, "breaking," even after two hours.