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As you grow up, you unlock different seats of the car.
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I’m waiting for the hearse, then, just maybe, the back of a cab
A perfectly planned taxi cab for when the hearse runs out of gas... thEN JUST MAYBE, I’ll end up being alive and like “am I alive and well or am I dreaming dead”
But don’t be afraid if that happens
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"Just put the hooker in the trunk."
"CALLGIRL! They're..."
"No, Cyril. When they're dead, they're just hookers."
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i see you’ve never been in the trunk because too many family members are already taking up all the seats so you and your cousins are forced to ride in the back and told to keep your heads down....
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My family's Volvo had one of those back-facing seats installed in the trunk for us kids, so I can actually check that off!
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