Went to a bar in a tourist city.

Ordered a few beers to start.

Went up to the bar and ordered two tequila doubles. She said, "Ok, but if you puke in my bar you clean it up".

Laughed with the bartender for a few minutes letting her know we were a couple of professionals from out of town.

Felt bad later knowing it would be better to be a puke risk than a pair of pro alcoholics that were able to brag about alcohol intake.