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Karen's Rights Shall Not Be Infringed

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I stopped watching after, "I want private stuff that maybe I don't want you to see".

How was she expecting to get these items out of the store without anyone seeing them? Fucking moron.

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Best part

"How am I supposed to pay? Give you my own private card?"

Well yes m'am that's how purchases at these stores have worked since we started using cards.

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Then you missed "shopping cart guy" doing a little dance and being wholesome as fuck at the end. Try and power through, totally worth it to see this woman get annoyed by someone else's contentment

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Right? Or maybe she could try shopping online for her very specific "private" items

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Imagine thinking that anything you are buying at big box retailer being private in the first place. Unless you’re always paying cash, they know; who you are, what you bought, when you bought it, how much you paid for it, etc.

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I was thinking of how a response of "we are more secure than any internet site" would have fared...but obviously she's an idiot, so it would have been a waste of time.


Also, in this day in age, what privacy do you require in a grocery store, when Google is currently selling the fact that you like 18" Polymer Double Sided Dildos based on your search history? This bitch is just stirring the pot.

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I LOVED THE SHOPPING CART GUY! That was the most wholesome F U Karen little jig ever 😊

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Nobody gives a shit about your tampons, Karen. Any one of us can look at your entire purchase history in the database if we cared...which we don’t.

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how is shopping for me helping me?? Huh!!! Like im going to give you my private credit card. The same one I use in your machine that records its details each time. That's outrageous!!!! FFS....

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Sounds like something a shoplifter would say. Perhaps she should add kleptomania to her list of imaginary conditions

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Yeah for sure, props to the manager for even offering to do her shopping for her, that's above and beyond in my book

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How is she going to actually buy that private stuff without a cashier seeing it? Is she planning to steal some items?

Her asshole must be feeling a bit redundant with the amount of shit that’s coming out of her mouth.

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She asks the cashier to close their eyes, duh.

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Literally having the opportunity to cover your face so no one can see you buy it but that’s a problem somehow

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